I need more money, dont read if you dont have sence of humor!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by rateesquad, May 31, 2006.

  1. Dear Management,

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    1- I do physical labor
    2- I work at great depths
    3- I plunge head first into everything I do
    4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
    5- I work in a damp environment
    6- I don't get paid overtime
    7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    8- I work in high temperatures
    9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Dear Penis,

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    1- You can not work 8 hours straight
    2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
    5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
    8- You will retire well before you are 65
    9- You are unable to work double shifts
    10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
    11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

    The Management
  2. have seen this years ago, still funny though.
  3. This is just for getting couple of laughs in before or after trading, all of us know it is stressful to trade.