I made an 82% return in one day!!!!!!!!!

I bought 6 puts. (158.5) yesterday for 16 cents and closed them out for 38 cents.

A profit of 90.79 USD.

I wonder if I should start writing a newsletter.

Joe stone crabs saturday?

 

some people do 200% hourly returns, for some reasons, they don't advertise. wonder why.

 

?..... an option where the bid-ask spread is "one teeny bid, three teeny offer" with two-sided order flow? Yahoo!!!!!!

 

you have no idea of how pikerly you are

 

What are you talking about. I outperformed Timothy Sykes.

 

You outperformed John Paulson! Where's your 30Billion AUM?!?!?!

 

Looks like they are going to Pin it at 158.50 or real close to 158.50 today.

 

A man subscribed to me once with $10k.

I made him 20% on q's options his first day and he took it.

In 2 days, that option was up 150% and he unsubscribed.

 

Pretty good return for a one day trade- great job!