I know I am an old fart because....

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by r-in, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. KastyG

    KastyG

    all you oldtimers say that..and you know not true.

    count the days..

    everyday over 50 on backend of bellcurve..and stats don't lie
    read the obits

    if you haven't taken care now..too late, can't start eating right @60 and expect results :(
     
    #11     Apr 28, 2012
  2. Obviously, if I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
     
    #12     Apr 28, 2012
  3. Last night my wife told me that she is leaving me because of my obsession with 80's pop songs.

    "Don't leave me this way" I replied.
     
    #13     Apr 28, 2012
  4. KastyG

    KastyG

    nothing you can do now "naturally" to make any change...keep popping those pills and listen to you doc.

    cause your outa here, sooner or later

    ps i'm 34, got my whole life (or most) a head of me

    maybe you want to leave a bit of wisdom for your progeny,,

    like, what's your bestsetup?:D

    don't expect any answer other than the typical oldman answer

    too bad you didn't divine the holy grail by 25, right?

    dam, that stings :D
     
    #14     Apr 28, 2012
  5. TRS

    TRS

    mid life just around corner for you..

    smack your arse hard.
     
    #15     Apr 29, 2012
  6. ammo

    ammo

    34 and still a punk,sad
     
    #16     Apr 29, 2012
  7. trendo

    trendo

    What is the typical old man answer? :confused:
     
    #17     Apr 29, 2012
  8. Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.
     
    #18     Apr 29, 2012
  9. ...........AND GET OFF MY LAWN!

    :D
     
    #19     Apr 29, 2012
  10. That's what the Pope said at the Vatican.

    "Eh, all of you wops get offa my lawn". of course that was years ago when we had an Italian Pope, I don't think they talk like that anymore over there.
     
    #20     Apr 29, 2012