I keep seeking out advice for serious issues from dangerously under-qualified people.

What do you suggest I do?

 

Stop trusting the government?

 

Damn your fast.

 

good books exist - maybe start with a good book such as this:

http://www.amazon.com/Taming-Your-Gremlin-Revised-Surprisingly/dp/0060520221

 

thanks for the laugh- first time i've actually laughed out loud all day.

going under the assumption that this thread is tongue in cheek; as asking the ET masses for said advice is either a joke or a serious illustration of the depth of your sickness!

 

No kidding, It took him less than one minute to respond. You need to get a job my local dmv or cable company!!

 

Magic eight ball says: try again later.

 

Admit your own stupidity for doing this and then STOP.

 

You're probably "fading" most of the advice with good results while enjoying a glass of eggnog garnished with some nutmeg.