Oh, so you're for the survival of the fittest? May I call you Dr. Kevorkian? Or do you prefer to execute them with poison gas in gas chambers, say, with Zyklon B because its "more humanely"? Do you also support the killing of disabled and retarded humans? Or should we keep them in concentration camps first, because it's "more humanely"? Everything you support existed already, some 70 years ago...
Domesticated cats do this instinctively. Not for fun, but to keep their hunting skills sharp in case people stop bringing them food. It's about survival, not entertainment.
Actually...not many baseball bats are made of Oak. Sometimes trophy bats are though since golden oak bats are handsome and look nice in a display case. Most real baseball bats are Northern White Ask, Rock Maple, or Hickory. Occasionally Cherry wood, but that is almost as rare as Oak. The real seal slaying power would be in something like a Louisville Slugger Kaisar 7050 Aluminum bat with a Scandium hardener additive. That would be a one hit wonder, all baby seals would instantly perish with a single blow....
Hm, the good old Louisville Kaisar... That's a great idea! You know, there's nothing that pisses me off more than when seal season finally arives, and to then see your bat almost unusable after the 80th seal due to the scratches those ugly little fuckers leave on your bat. I also wondered about whether chainsaws or mobile shredders are a feasible alternative; has anyone here already used the MS 880 STIHL Magnum⢠Chain Saw? I heard that the last winner in the Sealslayer contest broke the record of 1574 seals in an hour by using thiis one with a titanium saw chain: Or what about a mobile shredder? Is it more economic to form a human chain and to pass them on until finish?
Here is a picture of me warding off being attacked by a demon-possessed seal. And this was AFTER I was viciously cyber-stalked by this seal for 6 months because it wanted to force me to teach it how to trade forex. I got it first, though, so the seal could not go on to join a terrorist gang - therefore I helped rescue the world from its terrible grasp. ___ After I got done I decided to use it to practice my golf puts. to