"the giant, 150-pound, ten-foot-long inflatable colon is a great conversation starter.” Ahhh, okayyyyy. Let the viewer's decide. https://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article220307175.html .
Great idea. and for Colon Awareness Month, they could set it up down at the McDonald's drive-through so that you have to pass through it to get your fries. It's all good!