Damn! I was just about ready to jump in *not the Nurse part, but the S-Y-S-T-E-M. This is a great laugh. Needed that. Thanks folks, especially Snake Oil peddling, depressed, nursing (male) student......Focker.
WHOA WHOA WHOA DEEP POCKETS, Lets at least give us an opportunity to win. Geeze, and I thought my $1.01 bid was too high. 8 Dimes & a Rookie Card..hmmm. Ill get back to you guys and this bidding war, its so feirce.
This is getting tense. Don't be suckered in by JimmyJammy's $111 - it's a single note whereas my $1 in a real one. Right - $1 and a date with a friend of mine - she's the spittin' image of yer woman in Tomb Raider - the one that makes you go weak at the knees. But the deal is you don't tell her about the system (no matter what she does to you) - the system is just between us, my lawyer and my dog Harvey. So let's get rid of this ET riff raff and get down to business. I live in Ireland, you'll love the Guinness and the craic (crack = laughs) and I'll let you see my jammydoger biscuit from 1973. Harvey will take care of security so no one will be able to get a look at what we are up to during my training period. (Don't let Harvey see the biscuit!)
Alright, I have spoken with my people and we are prepared to go to $2.76 + U.S. Tax, but WAIT...Ill do even better to beat out yoohoo, I know a really good place in mexico Confused,Not. They put on this thing called a donkey show, which, from what I read about you, you ll like it alot. And, I also have Don Bright come over and mow the lawn 3 times a week for the next 2 months, wearing only spandex shorts. What do you say, Do we have a deal????? : ) Ill get the paperwork started. Don, we will talk about this later..lol..j/k
That does it....now I'm in. Make my offer $1.025. A date with my DOG (he's old, but still tight), a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon, fresh belly button lint, and an old copy of Stocks and Commodities. Still wondering if the lawyer is a hottie. I am willing to up my bid.