i currently have a direct link to god. ask me anything.

Hey God, your answer had better have been 'yes!', 'cos I just did it! Woo hoo!

 

God, who sold thier soul to make the Lakers win against the SA?

 

Ask God why Your an idiot and ask him to seek you professional help.

 

Ask him if he can force Stan to trade Brian Grant and Eddie " no clutch" Jones......

 

Can you ask him if I will hook up with Julie next weekend in Florida? It's very important for me to know.

 

Gordon must have dropped and broke his Magic 8 Ball

 

Ask God this, if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to here it, does it make a sound?

 

Ask God if there is any chance he may one day grant aliens dominion over humans the same way he granted us dominion over all other earth-bound creatures...

Thanks Gekko, apparently your not so bad after all...