I can't blame the guy...

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Ok, so the mistress is a nutball. But wifey looks like some kind of weird battle-ax who works in an Army mess hall. Jeezus.

 

Wife almost looks like Benny Hill in one of his costumes.

 

wife vs mistress

One is for having good taste the other is for tasting good.

I'll leave it up to you to figure out which is which.

 

Damn ,that one made coke come out my nose.

 

Yep, damned kazoo music still playing in a loop in my head lol.

 

It seems the wife is the daughter of some commendant at a school Petreas attended and he married to get favorable treatment. It implied he would do about anything to advance his career.

At least that is what I read somewhere.

 

A toast gentlemen, to Benny Hill. He was one funny mofo.

 

I never found British humor funny.

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There are some things I just cannot do and climbing on top of that is one of them.

Its one of those rare moments when I realize just how damned lucky I am.

The story is that the mistress accessed the General's gmail account. Why on this blue Earth would the Director of Central Intelligence for the United States be using a gmail account for *anything*. That is so incredibly stupid as to be beyond comprehension.

 

As his mistress, I would hope for his sake she "accessed" a lot more than that.