I am so depressed

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by loza, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. loza

    loza Guest

    God told the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will evlead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything...

    I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center...in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
  2. Lornz


  3. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

  4. lol
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  6. Visaria


  7. CrackPipe

    CrackPipe Guest

    dont worry pal, it could be worse - i mean it could be me feeling down
  8. Weren't the wars supported by most Americans? To get the bad guys? People forget quick. You could have one Guy screaming to take sadam and now he is screaming About the deficit...

  9. cheer up!

  10. so good! you should try to get that published :)
    #10     Aug 26, 2011