I am renting an office and putting job add in newspapers, just to have fun with folks

That's funny.

Can you be sincere and say "It's my fault," Even when you didn't do anything wrong?

 

it would be hard though to make fool of some hot chick

I would rather snuggle

but no I would remain professional in my humor

when you do something do it right or not at all

 

Sounds like a great way to help the economy.

 

Congratulations, you have achieved "official douche bag" status.

 

sorry but that was 55 aliases ago

 

Record it, start a website and/or YouTube channel.
Its humor fitting of the times we're in.
Think up an appropriate name for the channel, something TV-ish.
Get 'discovered' as the next reality show.
$$$$

 

Thanks for the post, General Ратко Младић

 

I had the laugh of my day

Thanks man