this will give me real amusement imagine the kind of questions I could ask an applicant, All serious in suite and tie asking the following. Who do you think would win in a fight between amoeba and paramecium ? Are you willing to work with extra-terrestrial part of our staff ? Are you willing to perform sexual acts to advance your career ? Name 60 things you like about me and you got the job. How often do you shower and do you believe it is enough. Knock knock, (applicant says whos there), You are fired that's who
If you are out of work you might get some great ideas might even set yourself up as the "BOSS" and manage their best ideas with/without them - just like Gates, Jobs etc.
Tell me your REAL name if you want the job or how about Are you a fan of star trek and your answer will decide if you got the job or not (applicant won't know to say yes or no)
OH MY GOD best one yet Would you be willing to give brain sample, we need to test your intelligence oh man can you imagine their face expression
OH my god oh my god check this out an applicant passes the interview and I stand up to shake his hand and say congratulations, welcome to organized crime
When I was young I thought up a job should I ever be desperate enough 1. Beg, borrow or steal a music player with my favourite sing-a-long songs on it 2.Beg, borrow or steal a guitar 3.find a subway somewhere close where the acoustics are good and lots of people are passing through 4. Have the music player ( cassette recorder etc.) out of site and strum along and sing to the music turned up loud 5. Beg, borrow or steal a hat and have a lot of fun too
I always thought a "porn star audition" would be the best interviewing scam. Shag some chicks for free and then send them a letter a week later saying someone else got the part. Not my cup of tea but I'm sure some of you degenerates will give it a shot.
Every single applicant would get 500 bucks from me at the end not just so they are happy but to force them to sign a paper if I deem it necessary and who wouldn't like 500 bucks