I am renting an office and putting job add in newspapers, just to have fun with folks

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Benny, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. Benny


    this will give me real amusement

    imagine the kind of questions I could ask an applicant,

    All serious in suite and tie asking the following.

    Who do you think would win in a fight between amoeba and paramecium ?

    Are you willing to work with extra-terrestrial part of our staff ?

    Are you willing to perform sexual acts to advance your career ?

    Name 60 things you like about me and you got the job.

    How often do you shower and do you believe it is enough.

    Knock knock, (applicant says whos there), You are fired that's who :p :p :p :p
  2. Humpy


    If you are out of work you might get some great ideas

    might even set yourself up as the "BOSS" and manage their best ideas with/without them - just like Gates, Jobs etc.

  3. Benny


    Tell me your REAL name if you want the job :p

    or how about

    Are you a fan of star trek and your answer will decide if you got the job or not :D (applicant won't know to say yes or no)
  4. Benny


    Would you be willing to give blood sample for testing

    we would test for Ambition :D :D
  5. Benny


    OH MY GOD best one yet

    Would you be willing to give brain sample, we need to test your intelligence :p

    oh man can you imagine their face expression
  6. Benny


    OH my god oh my god

    check this out

    an applicant passes the interview and I stand up to shake his hand and say

    congratulations, welcome to organized crime :p :p :p :p :p
  7. Humpy


    When I was young I thought up a job should I ever be desperate enough

    1. Beg, borrow or steal a music player with my favourite sing-a-long songs on it
    2.Beg, borrow or steal a guitar
    3.find a subway somewhere close where the acoustics are good and lots of people are passing through
    4. Have the music player ( cassette recorder etc.) out of site and strum along and sing to the music turned up loud
    5. Beg, borrow or steal a hat

    and have a lot of fun too
  8. Cutten


    I always thought a "porn star audition" would be the best interviewing scam. Shag some chicks for free and then send them a letter a week later saying someone else got the part.

    Not my cup of tea but I'm sure some of you degenerates will give it a shot.
  9. ATLien


    Way to kick people when they're down, you sick fuck.
  10. Benny


    Every single applicant would get 500 bucks from me at the end

    not just so they are happy but to force them to sign a paper if I deem it necessary

    and who wouldn't like 500 bucks
    #10     Apr 5, 2009