I am giving out candy cigarettes for Halloween

http://www.blaircandy.com/cancig.html?gclid=COCCnsW89asCFWJn5QodKSUdJQ

 

I'm giving out cookies with trans fat.

I hear the White House is giving out student loans. a two fer. a trick and a treat......

 

Back when I was a kid some lady gave out petroleum jelly

True story.

 

Last year I gave out gallons of olive oil. I have a long long driveway and usually the kids bag was draggin on the ground.

This year I'm giving out pasta.

 

Brought back memories , I used to love those as a little boy.

 

This is hilarious.

if you stuck around long enough she may have placed these in your bag ( alkyl nitrite )

 

I remember those as a kid. I also remember my up tight parents didn't much care for them, especially when we pretended to "smoke" them.

Of course back then there were still cigarette commercials on TV.

 

LOL, If you hand these out, you will have a lynch mob full of liberals on your lawn the next day.

 

They were handing these out when i was a kid, and i think im about 10-15 years younger then you, its funny how much things have changed in such a short time span.

In other news i just read an article that someone in the Obama admin is pushing the commissioner of major league baseball to quit allowing players to chew tobacco on the field.

Next thing you know these whackos will be trying to ban Steroids in the NFL, and the WWF.