I am about to eat pork.

yum.

 

...when my daddy used to go out on the range and shoot us a big fat piggy...

 

Make sure it is cooked thoroughly, I don't want my buddy bung getting trick'em-e^noses.

 

...would hold him steady for my grandaddy to chop up...

 

...like i'm gonna do right now.

peace gentleman.

 

I like to invite females over to eat pork sausage... they always cum back for more...

 

dearest brother candle you are a whore!

may the whoriest of adventures await you in your pursuit of unadulterated whoreishness. may the seas of whores part their frothy lips in your wake...

and i hope our shares don't cross because i am on a roll baby.


i am excited to make coffee in the AM...

-bung

 

bung r u ok