Recent journals have become entirely too serious and profitable for my tastes, not being illustrative of the erratic decision making processes of the average losing trader. Hence I consider it my solemn responsibility as an MM (market monkey) to correct this regrettable lapse in ET standards by documenting my impulsive and unprofitable trades in NQ M4. Any astonished querries you may have the temerity to pose about my methods or lack thereof will be answered with the same standards of clarity and self-effacement which you have come to expect from other fraudulent ET gurus. Trades will be rare but entertaining in a tragi-comic sense, as my systems are designed to trade sufficiently infrequently to minimize the pain of the self-loathing which I experience upon losing. I do not advise anyone to trade with me, unless you are taking the other side.