Assuming that I don't get too drunk and forget, on Monday 20 October 2003 (that is a trading day, isn't it?), and assuming that the objections are not overwhelming, I shall post, one time only, free, gratis, gratuit, a connect-the-dots morning trading plan for NQ. This will consist of a set of utterly unambiguous instructions which will leave no room for doubt as to who is the greater fool, me for posting them, or you for not following them. I will only say in advance that if the NQ volume in the opening minute is less than 1593.72 contracts (a backtested quantity), that those of you on the West Coast may go back to sleep, and you big guys in Noo Yawk may go diddle your secretaries, or whatever it is that you do when you are not meretriciously manipulating the markets. Do not bother to flame me, as I have put all 20,000 members of ET on "ignore". Do not expect any excitement, this is boring purely mechanical stuff. I myself do not plan to trade.