HPQ Halted, Why?

Discussion in 'Stocks' started by shortie, Aug 6, 2010.

  1. Mark Hurd should've just hired a commercial lady. Jodie Fisher was one expensive piece of ass. [​IMG]
     
    #51     Aug 9, 2010
  2. ET99

    ET99

    Mark is going to join Oracle to head up the SUN division.
    SUN will take away 50% of HP's server business in the next 3 years.
    Mark will sue HP for wrongful dismissal, HP will pay him $100 million to settle.
    The bridesmaid (Ann Livermore) will resign in disgust, because HP does not want her to be the bride, again.
    Dell will come back and retake the lead, while HP is in a perpetual search for a leader.
     
    #52     Aug 10, 2010
  3. bl33p

    bl33p

    All the official explanations are just a smokescreen to let him out even somewhat respectfully, and truth is that he put Ms Luxury Hooker on the expense roll... because only that would be cheeky enough to really kick a man out of his position.

    I would be really interested to hear just what it was that Ms Former Pornstar did, that she needed to be paid $5000 for two hours of "work"!
     
    #53     Aug 10, 2010
  4. ptrjon

    ptrjon

    pretty girls get paid a boatload to be "booth babes". If you ever go to some type of convention like this, the girls you're seeing are most likely contracted in, with little to no knowledge of the company. Of course there are exceptions.
     
    #54     Aug 10, 2010
  5. the claim is that there was not sexual or romantic involvement.

    from Wiki:
    A pimp is an agent for prostitutes who lives off their earnings. Pimping is illegal in most countries. The majority of pimps are men. A woman who runs a brothel is known as a madam. The pimp-prostitute relationship can be abusive, with the pimp using techniques such as psychological intimidation, manipulation and physical force to control the prostitutes he sends out to work.[1] Pimps are known under the law as procurers.
     
    #55     Aug 10, 2010
  6. HPQ +0.2%, QQQQ -1.35%
    :)
     
    #56     Aug 10, 2010
  7. At least Hurd is getting $43 million for his troubles. All the shareholders need to thank the Board of Dirs for making sure he at least gets some pocket change to play pocket pool.
     
    #57     Aug 10, 2010
  8. actually Hurd has ton of money to pay for as many expensive pussies as he likes. it is the shareholders who are forced to be content with playing pocket pool.
     
    #58     Aug 10, 2010
  9. That's right. Sorry - I forgot who the usual bagholders are.

    But don't forget to thank the HP Board of Dirs anyway! :D
     
    #59     Aug 10, 2010
  10. i am guessing that more dirt will come out about Hurd and his entertainment habits. the board of directors may know something so they chose to fire Hurd on the spot instead of waiting for the slow and painful for HPQ news leaks, rumors, etc.

    i don't know if the board of directors has control of how much pay Hurd gets when fired.
     
    #60     Aug 10, 2010