Most white trash trailer park Americans have an above ground pool to store the stuff. Inland Florida alone could store 100MM barrels.
Hey now. That's a GREAT IDEA! Now you're really on to something worth exploring further. I'm guessing a surprising number of Trump supporters in Florida have these pools. This great idea could be suggested to Trump as long as you're willing to let him take credit for it. The call could go out from the White House asking all his supporters to lend a hand in a time of our nations need. This idea is even better than injecting Lysol!