Is that why you now want government to be an adversary to everyone else? Payback? I imagine you must use a lot of vinegar in your salads.
The sooner EVERYONE realises that the government is your adversary the better you'll all be (not saying that many here don't already realise it).
Even if you are the world's largest Craftsman tool, common sense would dictate that you not piss off someone who has the power to put "whatever" in your food... Also, Dwight has some good tipping guidelines. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDo6luc_lMY
Sounds like a good management tool... encourage one bitchy employee to complain repeatedly and publicly, then take away the bonus plan because it creates too much conflict and contention: "Sorry folks, there have been allegations that the bonus plan is discriminatory. We take claims of discrimination very seriously at Funco Industries. So, while we investigate this matter, and hire consultants to review our whole compensation structure, the bonus plan is suspended until further notice. Of course, your 401-k plan and health benefits are unaffected. If you have any questions or concerns, please see your manager."