How to shut up an annoying flight passenger

The next time you are on a flight and the person sitting next to you annoys you. Try this.....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

 

man I would freak out

I would probably pull on cable

or try to boot the computer

uh......nasty

 

you forgot step #8

8. Scream in pain as the annoying guy next to you reveals that he is an undercover air marshal while shoving a taser up your ass.

 

Step 8? There are MANY here that would try that just in case it WAS an air marshall.