How to make an Atheists head explode.

Discussion in 'Politics' started by peilthetraveler, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. i like this:

    Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
    10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

    9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

    8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

    7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

    6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

    5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

    4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

    3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

    2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

    1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
     
    #251     Jan 31, 2010
  2. rite cuz believing nothing exploded w/out and outside cuase, a living organism more complex than a space shuttle can be formed from oceans some poisonous chemicals and a little lightning, and that we are related (albiet very distantly) to bananas isnt at all strange or irrational. =D boi im glad imma creationist cuz if evolution is the norm i WANT TO be strange kinda like how da vinci and galileo (my bad on the spelling) were strange and creationist might i add.
     
    #252     Sep 9, 2010
  3. i want to be the first to welcome another moron to et. i suspect you are just another recycled past member. care to tell us which one?
     
    #253     Sep 9, 2010
  4. Had to create a new alias for this post?
     
    #254     Sep 9, 2010
  5. Eight

    Eight

    Now that is funny! He's certain that nobody knows how it all started and he's certain that God didn't do it! These assholes live in fantasy land!! In grammar school they assert that "the geological column is calibrated by the strata", and somewhere else in the textbook they assert that the "strata is calibrated by the geological column" and then they proceed to use that fantasy calibration derived from circular reasoning to develop their world view, never mind that the evidence in the strata very, very often just doesn't jibe.. and for an encore they throw out actual scientific readings that don't match that world view to the tune of 70% of all readings.... Then they assert they are "science" and everybody else is in fantasy land and since they own the venue for the debate [or did before the internet] they can never be proven wrong!!

    There has to be an award for the biggest asshole ever... until now I thought it should be the guy that shot John Lennon.. he had a Japanese wife, sort of cute, and her family was wealthy, he had an actual job in Hawaii [that is hard to do]... so he lived in paradise, had a job and a cute little Japanese wife who came from wealth.. and what does he decide? He decides that he has to go to New York and shoot John Lennon.... until now, he was my candidate for Biggest Asshole on the Planet but Dawkins is starting to edge him out for that slot...
     
    #255     Sep 9, 2010
  6. What kills me is people won't be humble enough to admit they can't know all the answers even in the face of something as
    off the charts profound as Existence.
     
    #256     Sep 9, 2010