How to get fired by your office printer...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by jficquette, Feb 14, 2010.

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  2. Sorry, I meant to post in Chit Chat. Can't delete it.
  3. TGregg


    Gotcha covered. :)
  4. I bet you he just got dumped by his girlfriend the previous day..:D
  5. Thanks!
  6. Getting fired by the office printer is a title that reminds one of the famous pickle slicer at work.

    One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.

    "What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.

    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh, Bill, you didn’t."

    "Yes, I did."

    "My God, Bill, what happened?"

    "She and I both got fired."