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Getting fired by the office printer is a title that reminds one of the famous pickle slicer at work. One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says heâd be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen. "Whatâs wrong, Bill?" his wife asks. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didnât." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "She and I both got fired."