How to gain weight fast

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by blackmarch103, May 31, 2018.

  1. How much is "a lot?"
     
    #11     Aug 22, 2018
  2. _eug_

    _eug_

    Drink a gallon of milk a day on top of your regular food and squat heavy 3 times a week. You will add 20 lb very quick. Some fat but mostly muscle if you are an untrained novice.
     
    #12     Aug 23, 2018
  3. mlawson71

    mlawson71

    Eat high-calorie food late in the evening, you'll pack on the pounds pretty fast.
     
    #13     Aug 25, 2018
  4. Just follow a typical American diet. ..you will reach obesity in no time...
     
    #14     Aug 25, 2018
  5. That's a lot to swallow.
     
    #15     Aug 25, 2018
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  6. DT-waw

    DT-waw

    Move your body a lot LESS. That means less walking running, etc. Esp. fast quick movements.

    I don't think you can easily eat twice as much as you did before.
    BUT... burning much less energy than others, like 6x less is a lot easier.

    The other advice is: avoid overheating of the body. Its more or less 150 lbs water, which simply evaporates when you're too hot. Do you have any idea how much energy is needed to warm 150 lbs of water by few degrees?
     
    #16     Aug 25, 2018
  7. bookish

    bookish

    DO NOT HAVE AN ORGASM UNTIL YOU REACH YOUR DESIRED WEIGHT.
    Do this 3x a day.
    Eat a meal, leaving room for the following:
    1 glass of orange juice with as much honey and sugar as you can stand followed 15 minutes later by...
    2 egg whites with half a glass of milk (you can probably double this if you are impatient)

    Report back and let us know how it works.
     
    #17     Aug 25, 2018
  8. mlawson71

    mlawson71

    Also, treat yourself to all the ice-cream and soda you can stomach. :D
     
    #18     Aug 26, 2018
  9. Alisha

    Alisha

    Thank you for sharing this information. This may be useful to me.
     
    #19     Dec 4, 2020