How to do Insider Trading without getting caught?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by jagadish, Jun 17, 2010.

  1. How to do Insider Trading without getting caught?
    I think it must be possible.
     
  2. henry76

    henry76

    don't post on et?
     
  3. yes people do it all the time. Become friend with ibankers. Become a high class pimp so you can pay for tips in kind . Get prepaid cell phones, open a couple of accounts in assumed names in the Bahamas , Switzerland etc. And voilà. if you have the right friends in the right place you don't have to worry about the cops . Oh! one other thing also make sure you can throw some poor sucker at the authorities, you always need someone who will take the plunge for you just in case.
     
  4. "How to do Insider Trading without getting caught?
    I think it must be possible." quote by Jagadish

    Obviously you have some serious intentions.......
     
  5. spd

    spd

    im trading inside right now.
     
  6. Surdo

    Surdo

    You are a fucking rocket scientist!
    I hope you posted from someone elses IP to start.
     
  7. subban

    subban

    Well, posting on elitetrader starting this thread with your first name as your username is'nt the right way...
     


  8. You had mentioned in your earlier posts that you were an Indian employee in Mahindra along with your Facebook profile.

    Your name :Jagadish Mrutyunjaya

    Employee of Mahindra Satyam


    Tell me that you really are not this dumb to do insider trading for Mahindra and expect to get away after posting where you work and what you look on an anonymous public forum.

    I guess you too are one of those good for nothing employees who dream of getting rich through stock market.

    Boy you really are dumb for a software engineer which your profile says.

    Here is you :

    "I'm not unknown http://www.facebook.com/ijagadish and I'm employee of http://www.mahindrasatyam.com/"

    Here is the thread :

    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=187064&perpage=6&pagenumber=2

    I guess you too are one of those bench warmers so called software engineers based on your level of intelligence displayed.

    Take care sonny.

    :p

    Cheers,
    Max
     
  9. i love it when law enforcement officers ask innocent questions on ET :D

    Sherlock Shortie Out :cool:
     
  10. spd

    spd

    LOL
     
    #10     Jun 17, 2010