How to convert a religious hot chick to atheism?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Ghost of Cutten, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. Assume said babe is relatively rational and open-minded, rather than a die-hard fundamentalist. Was thinking of starting by giving copies of The God Delusion and the Satanic Bible. Any other ideas?
     
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Giving her a good butt fucking always worked for me.



    (can I say that on ET?)
     
  3. You can't miss with this approach
    <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3331423
     
  4. But on a more serious note, why would you want to convert her in the first place? Not very open minded on your part, now is it? If she truly is rational and open minded, you have a difficult task in front of you. A zealot would be much easier to convert.
     
  5. lindq

    lindq

    Okay, so she told you she isn't going to have sex with you because of her religion, right?

    Well, friend, it isn't about her religion. It's about you.

    You could turn her into a Whirling Dervish or a Black Witch of Warlond, but it ain't doing to get you laid.

    Sorry.
     
  6. Why would you even bother? This gives you an edge. Whenever you want to do something and she doesn't, or doesn't want to let you, just say that God wills it and quote a random Bible verse.

    In fact I think a girl who is religious enough to be submissive and remain loyal to you etc., but not so religious that she won't fuck you without too much effort, might be the ideal.
     
  7. Rational adults tend to retain a belief in ghosts because they find it hard to believe in people.

    Edit: those adults who while being more or less rational tend to retain a belief in ghosts do so because their experience in life has made it hard for them to believe in people and yet need to believe in something that soothes them (like "bad" people being punished in the end and "good" ones being rewarded, etc.)

    Prove her wrong (with deeds, not logic) about the (some) people part and the "ghosts" mumbo-jumbo will fall out of its own accord.
     
  8. The ecosystem is god.
    The ecosystem is emotional.
    Hydrogen is an egg.

    Did you know it takes 45 million years for carbon-based life forms to be squeezed through the crystalline lattice of a diamond?
     
  9. If you are banging her, why bother with conversion?
    If she doesn't want to sleep with you and cites her religion as a reason, move on .
     
  10. I thought religious chicks were obedient and submissive.
     
    #10     Oct 18, 2011