How To Beat The Machines

Discussion in 'Educational Resources' started by marketsurfer, Feb 13, 2017.

  1. JackRab

    JackRab

    Oh shit.. I just watched this... hilarious.

    "It is a get rich quick scheme, because life is too short to get rich slow!"

    That's the best line I've seen in ages... :D:D:sneaky::cool:
     
    #61     Feb 16, 2017
  2. motif

    motif

    It's Drew Carey's twin.
     
    #62     Feb 18, 2017
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  3. We are excited to announce that the Beat The Machines webinar/educational course will be available soon. Thanks for your support!

    surf
     
    #63     Feb 28, 2017
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    A computer club is the preferred tool with which to beat the machines.
     
    #64     Feb 28, 2017
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  5. speedo

    speedo

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    #65     Feb 28, 2017
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  6. Two steps to get beat by Machines:

    Step 1.

    SURF ALERT SURF ALERT SURF ALERT

    Surfers and Surfettes,

    SURF ALERT!! Our system has turned MAX BEARISH MAX BEARISH in the DJIA-- we are going ALL IN at 20787 for a total of 8 units short.

    We have not seen this level of short-term bearishness since 2015. It's time to commit......

    SHORT THE DJIA NOW!

    then...

    Step 2.

    Man, we were forced out of the YM trade...

    surf
     
    #66     Feb 28, 2017
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  7. MKTrader

    MKTrader

    Bonus if you order in the next 24 hours...Surf's S. Florida Insta-Pick Up Dating and Attraction System!! Move to Miami, make millions beating the machines, and attract babes half your age! Order soon...limited supplies!

    C'mon, man, do it! You've got the pics to back you up...
     
    #67     Feb 28, 2017
  8. jem

    jem

    we can see a good business model from surf.
    he saw the path of progress for the industry and moved there

    probably extended his contacts and money raising base.
    now he is positioning himself as an expert in a field he has been passionate about.

    I give him a ton of credit for executing on a business plan like that.
     
    #68     Feb 28, 2017
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  9. MKTrader

    MKTrader

    I'm having fun but he's good with with the business side of things. His internet marketing could use some work, though. I'd suggest giving away a free report so he could capture email addresses and several other things he isn't doing.
     
    #69     Feb 28, 2017
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  10. ET has lots of new sections. I suggest also adding "Humor - Jokes, Funny Stories and Pictures, And Any Thread by Marketsurfer."

    There would be just as many page views, and they would be in the correct location.

    :)
     
    #70     Feb 28, 2017