How to be a Guru in 10 easy Steps

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by TheBestGuruEver, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. LOL. Why do you keep referencing a thread that i sell 10 ES at 931 and end up getting out at 892?

    Sure, I sell way more than buy, and that is bad...

    and i never try to sell crap, even though that trade likely crushed all gurus trying to peddle crap.

    at least pick a loser, not this one..

    maybe i'll do a new swing short in the next few days so you can have fun.
     
    #241     Sep 14, 2009
  2. Certainly insightful! :)


    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2574654#post2574654

     
    #242     Sep 14, 2009
  3. Perhaps just like you, I couldn't read too much of JackH's writing to respond?

    Your writing is OK! :D

    Guru Step #11: Must learn writing from JackH! :D
     
    #243     Sep 14, 2009
  4. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    stop it, youre killing us. the part about where you act all serious as if it were a real trade. it kills us everytime we even think about that.

    thankyou for the classic comedy bit. you should take that act on the road. waste of your truest and only talent here
     
    #244     Sep 14, 2009
  5. More can be found here:

     
    #245     Sep 14, 2009
  6. http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2573133#post2573133

    Why would you keep telling people repeatedly that early assignment is OK and hedged? And you yourself sell only European options (that cannot have early assignment)!

    You understand risk too well and too much, I guess!

    And you transfer your knowledge to ALL traders of options for stocks, futures and else, without properly advising them the potentially worst possible risk involved, KNOWINGLY or unknowingly.

    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2265311&highlight=early+assign*#post2265311
    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2156117&highlight=early+assign*#post2156117
    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2072068&highlight=early+assign*#post2072068

    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2044411&highlight=early+assign*#post2044411

     
    #246     Sep 14, 2009
  7. ok guru pupils, heres our lesson for the day. if no one can teach anyone else how to think, what is the purpose of communication?

    if no one is capable of learning from an exchange of information, does it matter the cost? free, paid for or paid to endure. all the same. impossible worthless waste of time. right?

    why do any free library books exist? why do any free magazines exist? why do any free websites exist? why do any free blogs exist? why does et exist?

    if no way in hell to teach someone else how to think => act like a trader, why not delete all threads in this forum except political religion? its been affirmed that anything else is an impossible waste of time

    except for maybe trolling
     
    #247     Sep 15, 2009
  8. Redneck

    Redneck

    :p

    RN
     
    #248     Sep 15, 2009
  9. Easy Step #101:
    Characteristics of Guru's writing skills (aka: How to do talking to oneself!):

    :D
     
    #250     Sep 15, 2009