May I add Sir Write hard to understand verbose paragraphsâ¦. About nothing eta - Not meaning you in any way, shape or form of course Sir RN
Let me try a paragraph any GURU can use: "Today's price action was classic, technical and textbook. When the market opened higher, we saw a 1-2a, 3b wave structure of the smaller primary third impulse, which is an obvious short on most timeframes. Moving averages lined up well, we got our risk/reward, and captured many ES points. When the currency market showed an arb while out-of-the-money put options on GS had implied vol. spike, this confirmed our earlier suspicions. Then, at the end of the day, we were able to load up more profits using our proprietary 1,2, 3 method to perfection. Going forward, we hope all days are like this. " LOL
OK, I am now convinced and I want to become a Guru. How much for your course? And give me your number to call, please!
Luckily for people on ET, I am actually using this thread to teach people how to be the "Master Guru". All for ... wait for it... FREE Yes.........................FREE Because, what Gurus do is give you a ton of FREE crap, make it seem like they are NEVER WRONG, and then, after they think they have 100 suckers, charge for a class for ONLY $499. LOL This will be my blog, twitter, etc.... since anyone that spends time MARKETING, yes, it's all marketing, on that crap is after your money. Remember future gurus.. make it FREE at first. get them hooked on how you are the best. and never hint to your bank account, car, house, etc.... but make it seem like you NEVER worry about money. LOL
OMG, that is the worst crap i've ever read. If you read the entire thing and actually perceived any semblance of value, you would be perfect for my next guru seminar for the ridiculously low price of 879 billion dollars.
For all gurus out there: Remember to make SUPER WIDE zones of support and resistance for your followers. Say in the ES: 1035 to 1040 1020 to 1025 1018 to 1019 998 to 1004 This way you increase your odds of being right on some level. Also, if it goes though your crappy levels and keeps going down, say "This was a key INFLECTION point and I knew to sell below my levels" By using this strategy, you too can be the Guru. LOL
Better yet: How to be a Guru in 1 step: 1. Always state very vague but catchy statements, with some inspirational/motivational contenent. By being vague, you can always pretend to be right.