Reminds me of "Two girls and a cup". It was a meme back in the day, for a very short while. For obvious reasons, lol!
I have never left the house after a number two without showering. I'd have to be taking fire to do so.
LOL! Now there is a man who cares about his own ass hygiene. I can dig it. (But not dig into it. Because, well, there's nothing to dig into. Because the ass is clean.)
I do buy the 1000 sheet Scott's. Now locally $14 ..not quite so. Usually $17+. When they are on sale they used to be had for $10 per 20pk. However lately I have been seeing sale items higher than what they normally were meaning yes Scott tp 1000 used to be $9.99 on sale..now the sale is around $11.99 or so. Sale prices have been jacked up to a higher amount than what they used to be say a year or 2 ago.
Still a great deal. Way better than Mr. Whipple, who is currently a sex-slave to Little Debbie in the Dungeon of Bimbo Bakeries, where white bread rules the punishment game. Up the peehole with the starch! WhoooO! Frak, I need sleep.
Eat them all up...geez. and trust me I'm not brainwashed to eat 3-4 meals a day. I usually fast. Can go a whole day on a banana or oatmeal. I have conditioned myself to skip 2 meals and still make it through the day. Sometime a whole day. I'm not like those people who get angry and bitchy because they didn't have their 10:30 am snack followed by a 3 course lunch. I see those types all day long, crying because they are hungry.....
Well, that is a good thing, because you certainly seem to get riled up when the Fed, or someone else over there at the Treasury, starts messing with balance sheets and whatnot.