I'm poor, and cannot afford a membership to Costco. Thus the need for me to find cheep TP. (I know you will find the silliness in this statement. I'm just silly.)
omg you sound like a impoverished college kid. You seem to have it nailed. I cannot cut coupons it's antithetical to my DNA. My monthly nut is enormous and I now feel guilty. Tomorrow I am off to SD for a glutathione IV.
Like $20 a box of 12. You use two sheets and you're clean as a whistle. A box lasts like three months for a family of five.
his written rantings are hilarious. The vids are hit or miss: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com/ I generally get the bulk off w/dry paper, then squeaky clean w/wet towels, dry off w/paper. I really just need to get over my homophobia and bite the bullet for a bidet.
Wait a minute. Scientifically speaking, this in not viable. What if you have a really messy ass? You are assuming two sheets per wipe. That is about $2.50 per wipe. How is that economical when I can use 50 sheets per 1000-sheet roll to achieve the same level of cleanliness, which would cost $0.0025 dollars per wipe, at $0.50 per roll?
We have one and you gotta get the one that fires at an angle so you don't corrupt the sprayer. Takes some getting used to... or go to Tokyo. We have a Toto (fires down/faucet).
I tell you what... The best solution is the damned bidet. I am now hearing adverts on the radio for some bidet attachment you can apply to the standard toilet. That's what we all need, a bidet. Viva le' Frenchie wipes!