POLL: If you were to take all the alcoholic beverages you've ever consumed and combined all of them, how much alcohol would that equate to?
In my Lifetime: Enough to float an aircraft carrier. I quit drinking years ago - good thing too - I would surely be dead by now if I had hadn't. Hell, who am I kidding, I would have been dead a long time ago.
How much had you had to drink when you came up with this poll? A sixpack? I quart? A bottle of Ripple? A dozen Mike's Hard Lemonades?
Two 40's while sitting on the curb outside wondering how genetics ever came up with something like you.