Ill give you this one, getting a bio degree is not the road to riches, but its definitely not as stupid as expecting a degree in "Environmental Science" to pay any dividends.....
Hey, you're not that same stupid fat kid no one liked in 4th grade that called me a "turdbag" during recess are you?
Someone who really, really wanted to be a garbage man when he was a kid. <img src="http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1421/14218355/file/luftal-not-everyone-can-garbage-man-small-65196.jpg">
Ah, the 4th grade. The school bully thought it would be a good idea to stomp on my bag lunch and I found out I could whip some ass. Life was Good.