Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/shear_bravery_beats_guns_feds_d9BanDpupuVezePd6trYoM

 

I'd like to see Janet Napolitano fat ass fit under a desk.

 

How long before a picture shows up on the net of Clint Eastwood holding scissors.

 

Will Obama's secret service agents start carrying scissors instead of firearms?

 

If you don't have a pair of scissors, check around for other deadly office supplies. For example, throw a "three hole paper punch", ink cartridge, make a paper "drone" out of a DHS "memo", fly it right into the shooter. take him/her out quick.

Hit them with a roll of duct tape. (Esp effective on chemical warfare- from a previous DHS memo - hold the plastic) Oh wait.... pop a plastic bag - sounds like gunfire .

 

Reminds me of this Indiana Jones scene.

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