A bit far from the beach, but...I'm in! https://robbreport.com/shelter/homes-for-sale/french-villa-alfred-hitchcock-1234813212/
Just came across this house over the weekend. If you are a beach lover, this house would be a perfect fit for you. It's too bad it's not for sale, short-term rental only.
Not quite sure what they're going for here, but I'm sensing a theme... https://www.redfin.com/TX/Baird/3516-I-20-79504/home/60298577
Imagine being rich enough that you don't have to watch YouTube videos everytime something breaks in your house.