Home Depot Scam

Discussion in 'Politics' started by gunslinger, May 23, 2006.

  1. A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may
    be regular Home Depot customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
    quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car
    as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start
    wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
    almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not
    to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'
    and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
    having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the
    front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
    your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
    three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
  2. Lucrum


    You poor bastid. Would you mind mentioning which Home Depot?
    Sometimes I like to see things for myself.
    And besides, I don't carry that much cash anyway.:D
  3. gunslinger,

    I can only imagine your trauma. However, there is a bigger issue here. What if they fail to show up one day?
  4. Pabst


    Lowe's must be scratching their heads. First Tony Stewart in the HD car is neck and neck with Jimmie Johnson and now HD is taking the lead in customer service........