Home Depot battle royale, what weapons do you choose?

I wandered endlessly only to perish following the advice of the HD staff regarding what isles I can find my 3 items in.

 

A snack aisle (proper spelling) in a Home Depot?

Where is this HD located?

 

This is hilarious...

A ladder, a nail gun, and black/gray paint (depending on my surroundings)

Then I wait perched high above the battleground