Well in that case what time is everyone going to meet up there? You know, just to see our tax dollars at work.
My wife says I can't go. She says I'm too much like Al Bundy already and that might push me over the edge. You'll have to go with the rest of they guys and maybe nutmeg.
Nothing. Al Bundy is my hero! But tell your wife Al Bundy is your role model and you are going to go to a strip club in Illinois and see what she says.
Middle age men are shit out of luck. And for that matter ugly women too. Only young pretty girls qualify for this job.