history lesson for you metal punks

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by lovemygoat, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. squeezemylemon

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    Asked sweet mama, Let me be her kid
    She said, "You might get hurt if you don't keep it hid"

    Well I know my baby, If I see her in the dark
    I said I know my rider, If I see her in the dark

    Now, I goin' to Rosedale, Take my rider by my side
    Still barrelhouse, If it's on the riverside, yeah
    I know my baby, Lord, I said, "is really sloppy drunk"
    I know my mama, Lord, a brownskin, but she ain't no plum

    See my baby, tell her, Tell her hurry home
    Had no lovin', since my baby been gone
    See my baby, Tell hurry on home
    I ain't had, Lord, my right mind, Since my rider's been gone

    Hey, she promises, She's my rider
    I wanna tell you, She's my rider
    I know you're mine, She's my rider
    She ain't but sixteen, But she's my rider

    I'm goin' to Rosedale, Take my rider by side
    Anybody argue with me man, I'll keep them satisfied
    Well, see my baby, tell her, Tell her the shape I'm in
    Ain't had no lovin', Lord, since you know when

    Why don't you come into my kitchen

    She's a kindhearted lady. She studies evil all the time
    She's a kindhearted woman. She studies evil all the time

    Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg


    Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed :eek:

    Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg

    (I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about :)

    Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl

    I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed!
    :D

    She's a good rider
    She's my kindhearted lady
    I'm gonna take my rider by my side
    I said her front teeth are lined with gold
    She's gotta mortgage on my body, got a lien on my soul
    She's my brownskin sugar plum...
     
    #11     Apr 29, 2007
  2. achilles last stand > http://youtube.com/watch?v=-ArWLI908i4&mode=related&search=

    i know jzlucas is dying to logon and tell us how much better he his than all this ..LOL

    the local fatty hoes tell him how great he is as he plays for 100 bucks a gig.. LOL..

    (and if you ask him i'll bet he can out-trade Tudor too.. LOL)
     
    #12     Apr 29, 2007
  3. i know, its not metal but WTF :}

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    (where's jimmy?)
    (ps they say i look like him)


    Jimmy: What time zone am I on? What country am I in?
    Alan: It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere.
    Jimmy: It's always on time for Margaritaville. Come to think of it.
    Alan: I heard that.
    Jimmy: You've been there haven't ya?
    Alan: Yes sir!
    Jimmy: I've seen your boat there.
    Alan: I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
    Jimmy: Alright, that's good.
    Alan: Stumbled on my way back.
    Jimmy: Okay, well I just want to make sure you keep it between the navigational beacons.
    Alan: deep sultry laugh hahaha! Keep it between the bouys. I got it!
    Jimmy: Alright, well it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.
    Alan: I'm ready. Crank it up!
    Jimmy: Let's get out of here.
    Alan: I'm gone!

    it's 5 o'clock somewhere

    pour me smthg tall & strong

    ahh Margaritaville. a state of mind ;}}}
     
    #13     May 5, 2007
  4. by morinin

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    Amarillo by mornin'
    Up from San Antone
    Everything that I got
    Is just what I got on

    When the sun is high in that TEXAS sky
    I'll be buckin' at the county fair
    Amarillo by mornin'
    Amarillo, I'll be there

    They took my saddle in Houston
    Broke my leg in Santa Fe
    I lost my wife and a girlfriend
    Somewhere along the way

    But I'll be lookin' for 8 when they pull that gate
    And I hope the judge ain't blind
    Amarillo by mornin'
    Amarillo's on my mind

    Amarillo by mornin'
    Up from San Antone
    Everything that I got
    Is just what I got on

    I ain't got a dime but what I got is mine
    I ain't rich but Lord I'm free
    Amarillo by mornin'
    Amarillo's where I'll be

    Amarillo by mornin'
    Amarillo's where I'll be

    They took my saddle in Houston

    Broke my leg in Santa Fe

    I lost my wife and a girlfriend

    Somewhere along the way




    I ain't rich but Lord I'm free :\
     
    #14     May 5, 2007
  5. ya, MY freakin way!get over it!

    And now, the end is near;
    And so I face the final curtain.
    My friend, I'll say it clear,
    I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

    I've lived a life that's full.
    I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
    But more, much more than this,
    I did it my way.

    Regrets, I've had a few;
    But then again, too few to mention.
    I did what I had to do
    And saw it through without exemption.

    I planned each charted course;
    Each careful step along the byway,
    But more, much more than this,
    I did it my way.

    Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
    When I bit off more than I could chew.
    But through it all, when there was doubt,
    I ate it up and spit it out.
    I faced it all and I stood tall;
    And did it my way.

    I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
    I've had my fill; my share of losing.
    And now, as tears subside,
    I find it all so amusing.

    To think I did all that;
    And may I say - not in a shy way,
    "No, oh no not me,
    I did it my way".

    For what is a man, what has he got?
    If not himself, then he has naught.
    To say the things he truly feels;
    And not the words of one who kneels.
    The record shows I took the blows -
    And did it my way!


    I bit off more than I could chew

    But thru it all, when there was doubt

    I ATE IT UP AND SPIT IT OUT!!!

    TOOK THE BLOWS

    and may i say, NOT IN A SHY WAY

    Oh No, Not Me

    I DID IT MY WAY!!!!!

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    #15     May 5, 2007
  6. LOL! Alright goat, your posts are usually garbage, but this one was pretty good! Jimmy is very creative. His acoustic stuff is original and he's a great songwriter... however (here's the part you're waiting for!) as far as lead work goes, he's quite sloppy live on a lot of his solo's. blah.
    ... and gimmee a break, I make more than a $100 a gig. I need all the money I can get to buy the local hoes those drinks. :)
     
    #16     May 5, 2007
  7. ok, wadda you into these days? letls hear it your way.. i respect that

    are you a shredder?
     
    #17     May 5, 2007
  8. I like jazz fusion type stuff; bluegrass; you know, where the cats are extremely talented but don't get any respect or sell a lot of albums. To be honest though, I've covered all the rock/metal groups you mention over the years and still do. Why? More money... I'd only be making $100 (or less) a night playing what I really wanted to.
     
    #18     May 5, 2007
  9. P.S. - Yes, I did my fair share of "shredding" in the 80's.

    J. "Yngwie" Lucas
     
    #19     May 5, 2007
  10. who? Yngwie J. Malsteen?
     
    #20     May 5, 2007