If Ken keeps this up with the maids, his wife is going to end out being a housekeeper. ie. they divorce and she keepa da house.
Move to the Philippines already. You can have more maids there then you can shake your 2 inch stick at. I think Money Matthew aka Tsznecki lives there, I’m sure he can fill you in.
Plus they'll paint his deck. https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/repainting-deck-fun-with-cabot-deck-correct.374368/