Hi, I'm new!

Please, not another bozo with a guarentee on the mkts.

Hey guess what....you CANNOT control what happens so how can you possibly guarentee anything?

 

good traders NEVER predict market direction. they just follow it.

 

For reference, see this link:

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=110065

How'd that work out for myminiguesser?

 

Hi bond tr4der, welcome to Elitetrader.com.

Please tell me about your work, what kinds of things they have you doing, and what your job is like.

Does your company also trade equities, currencies and futures? Do you ever see any hedge fund employees?

Did the subprime mortgage crisis affect your company at all?

 

Some people here aren't getting the satire.

 

It's Sherman McCoy!

 

Would that be a 'money back' guarantee by any chance?

 

sherman, please enlighten us and remember not to get out of the car, no matter what!

surf

 

Other may have made jokes, but I;m glad someone took the advice. You must be pretty proud of your profits today with the 10-year tanking, as I predicted.

 

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Post your analysis and show consistency in your calls and then you can brag. Getting one right is hardly a track record.