Why doesn't New Zealand have Daylight Savings Time? ~Because you haven't figured out how to adjust your sundials.
I think MCD would hire an older retired person in a blink. Like Lowes does. So lets think about this for a second... out there in Vegas... Ken would have some fertile hunting grounds. If he turned on his charm, played sax at the drive-thru window.... the women would melt.
The local 6 O'clock news would hear about it, do a quickie interview, and then run a fluff piece about the YouTube day-trading phenomenon that plays the tenor sax... crooning out the blues at the MCD drive-thru window on Rancho-Venirse. There would be a line of cars wrapped around the building filled with horny milf's wanting in on the action.