On water, oil, acid or something else? Maybe he should exit Air Force One at 30,000 feet and see if he can float in the air. Or, do you mean 'float like a butterfly and sting like a bee'? I'm sure Mike Tyson could check that out for us.
No, he does not have limp wrists. No, he is not going to float. No, he is not getting impeached. No, there will be no revolution. No, Obamacare will not be repealed. Yes, the Scotus will overturn DOMA. It is fun watching you AOWM vent.