HELP WANTED Need one proficient, unbiased writer to draft portion of platform of national political organization, to replace Congressman Vito Fossella (R-NY). Must be available immediately. Benefits include stimulating all-night discussions with zesty, agenda-raising interns. Apply to Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, Co-Chairs, Family Values Section, Convention Platform Drafting Committee, Republican Party
HELP WANTED To extract liberal leaners from America. The Democratic solution is to punish American corporations who actually provide the jobs. One need look no further than what the autoworkers are doing, trying to put GM, Ford and Chrysler out of business. Guess who the unions support? Guess who the Trial Lawyers support? Of course, Democrats...