Help me pick a stock!

Discussion in 'Stocks' started by CaptnDustball, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. Havent you blown out your account several times now?
     
    #11     Mar 8, 2008
  2. Since you say you never bought stock, and you say you want other peoples advice, why not try msn stockscouter. Gives you their ratings of stocks so you don't have to do the work. So its up to you to know when to dump it if it turns into a dog.
     
    #12     Mar 8, 2008
  3. I love this site. In one post, someone tells me to give my money to an animal shelter. In another, they say to buy a hooker and an 8-ball. Elite Trader. Can't beat it!


    Actually, the grand will barely be enough for the pro, unless you do the c-list 225 outcall bit, but go with the low end of a premium escort, you increase your chances of catching some unwanted std`s the cheaper you go down the "professional" totem pole.
     
    #13     Mar 8, 2008
  4. lol
     
    #14     Mar 8, 2008
  5. Just like the drug dealer told the cop that big bag of cocaine found in his pocket came out of nowhere. :D
     
    #15     Mar 8, 2008
  6. buy some used 22" dubs for your punch-buggy with that grand....or take day7793 out for some twinkies and ice cream (he's been really cranky lately)
     
    #16     Mar 9, 2008
  7. SKK could go over 150
     
    #17     Mar 9, 2008
  8. Buy TMA at 1. It's either going to 0 or you'll get at least a 10 bagger in a year.
     
    #18     Mar 9, 2008
  9. gobar

    gobar

    i say buy uyg. ultrapro fin...

    u will be happy person..

    or just buy FNM or FRE.. they will never go bankrupt..
     
    #19     Mar 9, 2008
  10. DRL: low risk/high return. Excellent fundamentals, immunity from subprime problems, benefiting with each interest rate cut, and its now at the bottom of the trading range. Anyone on the thread challenge this?
     
    #20     Mar 9, 2008