Heidi Klum Names Breasts!!!!

Heidi Klum: Has affectionately nicknamed her ample breasts "Hans" and "Franz" because "they're German." Also, because they're here to "pump you up."

I'd like to get my "Hans" on "Franz".

 

What? No pictures to go with the story?...

 

OP is a lazy bastard

 

That's a nice looking uh... life vest.

 

Reason she looks so frustrated was she was trying to drown herself, and couldn't keep her head underwater.


This is what's great here. Come up with something like this, post it, and you 'll have no idea what the demented folks hanging around between set ups conjur up.

Keep conjurin' boyz. Keep conjurin'.

 

Good thing she named them instead of a man.
Then they'd be called "Holy***" and "OMG".