hedge fund name

I was only kidding with the above suggestion, I find that a most investors have become much more conservative these last 3 years.
I would go with something along the lines of: Protected Growth Fund.

I'll PM you my bankaccount to wire me the 1% of AUM commission for this suggestion ;-)

 

Dewy, Cheatham & Howe

 

I like the one above.


but my favorite would be "Donkey Punch Funding."

 

Pathetic capital management,
Greedy partners LLC,
Legal capital management,
Cockson & Co

 

I'm with stupid capital

 

Gamma Cortisone Shot Fund

 

Convexity .....................

 

HOw about " " Fund my life on the run from investors-Fund,."

 

Vandelay Capital

 

how about:

EMG Capital

EMG Capital Punishment

EMG LLC

EMG Management

EMG Trading

EMG Index

EMG Futures

EMG Equity

EMG Stocks

Doomsday LLC