How about The Madoff Fund as in "made off" with your money. No? The Lucrum Fund (it's Latin) Hmmm... How about Printing Press Capital "We print money, so you don't have to" Brown Eye Financial Group EBIDA Equities Fiduciary Futures Unlimited Ad Infinitum Advisers
name it Alevin.. (a young fish, esp a young salmon or trout. Etymology: from French, from Old French alever to rear (young) , from Latin levāre to raise) i reserved it for mine, but gave up the idea