Hedge Fund Hiring Now!!

Discussion in 'Professional Trading' started by hudsonriverfats, Oct 5, 2008.

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  1. In this time of desperation in the financial world and mass firings, we are stepping up to the plate and giving you the chance to trade for a fund. 12 At home traders wanted--no training and no cost, just a desire to succeed and 6 months profitable statements with any amount of capital. We believe in YOU!

    Hedge Fund seeking at home traders to trade our capital. We are in desperate need of traders due to the current dislocation in the marketplace. Need atleast 12 active traders by next week!

    There is no cost or obligation to work with us, great profit sharing and benefits.

    We are tired of the same old same old strategys and need new ideas, this is where you fit in. If you can show 6 months of profitable trading, we stand ready to fund you with one million to start-- the money will stay in our account and you will be given rights to trade it, we payout every week, and you need to be profitable to get paid. 75% profit split--you, the trader gets 75% and we keep 25%. if you are negative in any week, you need to get back to positive before getting a paycheck. 3 down weeks in a row and you get fired.

    This is a no BS trading position for no BS traders. We will give anyone who can show 6 months profits from today back 6 months. the one million starting capital will ramp up every month you are profitable. Think you can handle it??

    Please post your email here and one of us will be in touch.

    Fats CEO
    strategery capital

    PS. serious applicants only-- no wannabes or basement living under 18 teenagers please. Must be able to sign contract.
  2. Looks like a good way to obtain some good strategies!
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    stop taking drugs dude!!!!:D :D :D

  4. We don't want to or need to know your strategy.

    You trade our money, Your way--- we dont care how you make money, just that you do. We have the capital but our strategies have failed to work, and we are in desperate need of traders.

    We don't want to trade, we want you to trade for us.

  5. Why the negativity? We went down the road of ukraininan PhD's and MIT wiz's---now its time to try something different.

    This is a legitimate offer. We have the money but dont have traders or strategies that work now.

    We will sign an agreement with you that we will not steal your method, thats not what we are seeking here. We don't want to trade, making money is our only desire. If it can enrich you also, whats the problem??

  6. >>>Strategery is a unique hedge fund.

    It is the largest in the world, with expected initial capital of $700 billion. It has a free and unlimited credit line should it need more. It has no fixed mandate, though it is expected to initially focus on mortgage-backed securities. And it is the only fund backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Government. <<<

    Just 12 traders with only $1M each?

    What do you do with the rest of the $699.988 billion?

  7. Yes, this is a test program. There is much more money coming after the test period is over. Our traders will ramp up to substantial sums after proving themselves in this test program.


    PS. We are got about a dozen of PMs so far. NO PMs PLEASE!

    PM senders will not be hired, since you broke my request number 1 to just post your email here. If you cant follow directives, how do you expect us to trust you with one million to start??
  8. Guys quit complaining. This is a fantastic offer from a brilliant Hedge Fund who are rolling in cash to invest by virtue of the top management's connections. It doesn't get any bigger than this.
  9. PLEASE NO MORE PMs!! Here is our basic philosophy and how we can do what we are doing:

    Competitive Advantages

    Strategery has several competitive advantages compared to other hedge funds.

    We have an unlimited ability to raise more capital even in times of distress. Therefore the traditional limits to arbitrage (irrational return-chasing investors) does not apply.

    We have a close relationship with the federal courts so counterparties seeking to terminate a transaction with us face not only civil litigation costs and losses, but potential criminal liabilities.

    We are not limited to looking for opportunities with positive expected returns and so can cast a broader net across the investment universe, thus extending our efficient frontier beyond what other hedge funds can offer.

  10. Thank you for the support.

    These assclowns just don't get it!

    #10     Oct 5, 2008
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