Hedge fund Coltrane is up 223% after shorting tech stocks

I cannot stand having to use glasses to see the iPhone screen. And I hate social media as well. I have no Instagram, Twitter, tiktok BS. I don't have a need for that stuff. I don't need to post pictures of my breakfast to the world. I use Facebook only for playing free poker and shit, lol.

 

Also buy a Ferrari and a mansion to take pictures to establish you are an elite trader.

 

Title should be: Hedge fund Coltrane is up 69% after 30 months (or 23% APY).