Hedge Fund Book

Thank the lord you dont give investment advice. Those poor saps who called you would be out a whole lot more than 50 bucks.

First the 900 number......the bathroom stalls in Port Authority cant be too far behind....

What wont you do for a quick buck?

 

I have dialed the first 6 numbers on the Dial-A-TIMMAY..........someone stop me...only 4 more to go........

 

I am just waiting for the moment I hear of him getting busted in some gay sex ring at a rest stop somewhere.

 

INTERVENTION!!!!


Be strong man....must....resist.....

 

You are in FL also....how is TIMMAY gonna know if it was you or I who called the Dial-A-TIMMAY.


You cant make shit like this up...is beyond funny.

 

Apparently they keep this nutjob in the basement....bring him out for show and tell once a week.

 

jelousy.... I knew it I knew it!!!! mortimer sell it! sell it all!!

 

If his book flops he'll being doing the rest stop tour....no doubt.

 

Yeah I'm in Pensacola, maybe he can check the area code or something. But he is gonna have quite a pickle trying to figure out who to befriend between me or you when he sees the call from FL.

Just wait til he starts the American Hedge Fund Houseboy service.

This is the funniest shit I have EVER seen on ET. EVER.

 

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